Iseng nyari-nyari joke tentang software development, nemu di sini.

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.

5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.

6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.

7. Users find 137 new bugs.

8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.

9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.

11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.

13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

Pengen juga bikin versiku sendiri

  1. Tim developer sangat berminat untuk membuat suatu software, calon client juga sangat berminat
  2. Tim developer mengumpulkan requirement dari client sebanyak 10 buah
  3. Client ternyata mengharap sebanyak 20 buah
  4. Tim developer minta pembayaran 20%, semangat masih membara
  5. Tim developer menyelesaikan 8 requirement (bagian sini porting ke joke yang atas)
  6. Tim developer minta pembayaran 50%, sudah agak malas
  7. Masa implementasi dan maintenance, semangat sudah tinggal 5 watt
  8. Tim developer nunggu-nunggu kapan dapat sisa pembayaran, mulai cari prospek client baru
  9. Tim developer dapat client baru, project lama ditinggal aja
  10. Client bingung mo ngapain, tim developer lagi makan-makan di restauran mahal

Huehue… sunggu sebuah perjuangan yang sulit menjaga semangat tim, mangkanya kudu kerja tim kalo kerja kayak beginian, kudu saling menyemangati buat cari project lagi nyelesein project yang sedang dikerjakan.

Huehue kebanyakan project ga jelas dapet project yang jelas jadi rada bingung gini huehue….